I guess products targeted at women (and the associated advertising) have always pretty much sucked. Still, I’m glad I live in a time where (I think. I hope) my dream job title doesn’t have to be prefaced with lady. Oh, and that I don’t have to wear a girdle.
I bet there are a lot of pissed off j-school grads out there. The secret to a high powered editor's job really was in your pants.
Do not be afraid of evil consequences. That's a sterling recommendation if I've ever heard one!
Do we even have to wonder why women have low self-esteem? How can you win when you have to worry about your weight in so many different lighting scenarios?
And the best for last…
This deodorant's active ingredient (hexachlorophene) is a carcinogen that causes skin lesions and ulcers and spinal cord damage. But hey, your vagina smells fresh!